Thursday 22 November 2012

THE RUMOR MILL IS OPEN, GAMERS!

Do you want awesome news and rumors about the future of Warhammer and Wahammer 40,000, but can't seem to find any that details releases more than a month or so in the future, as if Games Workshop has a very strict non-disclosure policy and the only genuine information comes from people who get advance copies of products? Then you've come to the right place!

I, Branchbaboon, have many awesome insider sources who for some reason only ever leak information to me because I'm just that awesome (number of sources and what departments they work in, if any, are subject to change without prior notice or subsequent explanation). But remember, because my insider sources are so deep within Games Workshop's design department, some of my rumors may not come out exactly as I predicted, so take them with a pinch of salt and never ever bring up the times I've been wrong or I'll have you banned.

"But Branchbaboon", I hear you ask, "this all sounds like total bullshit that you're making up for attention. How do I know I can trust you?". Well, feudal fandom serf, I'll have you know that my track record has an impressive 85% accuracy, having accurately predicted the following:

  • The new addition of Warhammer 40,000 will come in a box: It did.
  • There will be new Daemon units released for Warhammer AND Warhammer 40,000 at some point, featuring daemons aligned to at least two Chaos Gods: There were.
  • A new Dark Angels codex will be released in August 2012: Correct. However, it was later pushed back to September 2012 November 2012 January 2013.
  • The new Chaos Codex will contain at least one new unit: There were four, which is higher than one.
  • Abaddon may or may not get a resculpt: He didn't.
  • A bunch of resin Forge World stuff might get a mainstream plastic kit release: It still might.
  • Chaos players will be "very happy" with the new Codex, which is "very powerful": Insider info you couldn't get anywhere else!
 Let's go, gamers!

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